Summer Of Love(?) Will I Cheat On My Boyfriend While He’s Away On A Farm?

School’s out…for summer. (Had to say it). And so is my 8 month long relationship with my partner, Garcin. (Kinda).  We’re still gonna be “together”…but he’s going to be farming in The Middle Of Nowhere from June until August and Ill be living in The City, hundreds of miles away. Possible premise for a Nicholas … Continue reading

A Virtuous Slut: The Guy I Bonded With Even Though He Compares Himself To Sartre’s No Exit (Where “Hell Is Other People”)

I honestly cant remember the first night I slept with Garcin, even though it was just six days ago. Garcin says he didnt slip anything in my drink and I believe him because we were friends before we became Friends Who Have Sex With Each Other And Then Engage In A Tumultuous Relationship. Sometimes you … Continue reading

My Boyfriend Just Dumped Me To The Tune Of A Bright Eyes’ Song

objective: it’s not you, it’s Bright Eyes boyfriend/girlfriend, both early 20s, are leaving a movie theater… Girl: That movie was different from what I was expecting.. Boy: Girl: …yeah, I mean, I understand it’s a film adaptation and the filmmaker doesnt necessarily have to follow every little thing about the book…but the exclusion of Swedish … Continue reading

How To Attract Males On Halloween Without Dressing Like A Slut

to be a slut or to not be a slut, that is the question. Alright yall. Summer is here. Which means Halloween is right around the corner. If you dont have some sort of idea of what youre gonna be for Halloween, I feel sorry for you.        Okay Im done feeling sorry for you. Because here we … Continue reading