Reading People’s Facebook Status Updates And Judging Them

I joined facebook kinda late. I created my account in November 2008 during my senior year of college. It was during Thanksgiving break and I stayed in town while all four of my friends went back home to eat turkey. I had one semester left of college and then Id be moving back home, 14 … Continue reading

I Came, I Saw, I Judged: Russell Brand’s Get Him To The Greek

  This movie inspired me to drop some acid, go to the petting zoo, bring my laptop to Wendy’s to read old livejournal entries, cry about my failed relationship with my dad, buy some pills from a stranger in front of Rite-Aid, crush said pills and snort them off a sticky table at a Baskin Robbins, hitchhike … Continue reading

How To Attract Males On Halloween Without Dressing Like A Slut

to be a slut or to not be a slut, that is the question. Alright yall. Summer is here. Which means Halloween is right around the corner. If you dont have some sort of idea of what youre gonna be for Halloween, I feel sorry for you.        Okay Im done feeling sorry for you. Because here we … Continue reading