Professor Benjamin Shaeffer is kind of a big deal

Professor Benjamin Shaeffer is kind of a big deal and he doesnt wanna get a real job.  the philosophy professor sat down with Symposium Says’ very own ex-stuffed animal collector to answer some questions… Benjamin, tell me, how does it feel to be kind of a big deal? [laughs] It feels pretty big. What’s your sign? Yield. … Continue reading

Twilight Haters Target New Toy Story Movie

LOS ANGELES, CA–Twilight:Eclipse premiered last week in Hollywood. Amongst the Twi-hards, Kristen Stewart’s mumble and Robert Pattinson’s hair, something peculiar caught everyone’s attention: a group of about a dozen pissed off individuals. They were mainly twentysomethings with oversized eyeglasses and misunderstood hair. They wore Twilight tshirts featuring Edward with a huge red X over his face. They held … Continue reading

Daniel Touchet Is kind of a big deal

Daniel Touchet is kind of a big deal and he’s not afraid of semicolons. the young man sat down with Symposium Says’ very own soren to answer some questions…    So Daniel, how does it feel to be kind of a big deal?  Thanks. It’s kind of like deciding which salad dressing you want at a restaurant; you … Continue reading