The Unexamined Life Is Totally Worth Living

Socrates: The unexamined life is not worth living. Me: Shut up. You know what’s demoralizing? Genocide. Babies being punched to death. Famine. Pigs being injected with semen to avoid having them fuck. Bourgeois boredom. Being a 25 year old graduate student and still having to look up how to spell bougeouise bourgeois bourgeois. Homelessness. Domestic … Continue reading

What happens in La Paz stays on my blog

Shit my boyfriend said during our trip to Mexico…     To all the babes: dont wear a lot of make up on your face if you want me to lick it.   I subscribe to Harper’s.   In this instance, you might be right. This is a small victory for you.   I cant … Continue reading